OMG da PINE.
Solana got messy.
We brought a mop.
0% CHILL.
7YttLkHDoN7dNnDq7YcxS6FXE2sRvyB8pXk4WzQe9MJsExample address only; not a live token contract.
BIG PINEENERGY.
05 / KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT
PINE.
On Solana.
- NAME
- OMG da PINE
- TICKER
- NETWORK
- Solana
- TWITTER / X
- @PineSolSolana ↗
- CONTRACT ADDRESS
- Example address on home page
01 / THE LORE
One bottle.
A very large mess.
Solana has seen some things. Our response? The bottle. The frog. The girl. An unreasonable amount of cleaning energy.
This is PINE: a meme about cleaning up the scene, remixing the chaos, and turning a bottle pile into a running joke. The cleanup is a metaphor. The bottle pile is part of the plan.
03 / AN EXTREMELY SERIOUS PLAN
Fees. Bottles.
Receipts.
Build the meme.
Then build the bottle pile.
- 01THE SPARK
Make it PINE.
A Solana meme token with a whole lot of cleaning energy.
02THE AISLEHit the cleaning aisle.
The plan is to buy a pile of Pine-Sol bottles and donate them.
03THE EVIDENCEShow the receipts.
Real purchase receipts. Real bottle photos. A growing visual joke, documented only when purchases actually happen.
A proposed, manually run project. No automatic buying system, fixed allocation or purchase commitment is live.
04 / THE STOCKPILE
Big pile energy.
Proof comes first.
Here's where the bottle photos and purchase receipts will go. Reference video frames are not evidence of project purchases.
PINE STOCKPILE LOG / 000 ENTRIES
Room for the real thing.
No purchases documented yet.
Actual bottle photos and purchase receipts will be posted here when they exist.
RESERVED FOR REAL EVIDENCETHE MEME AISLE / TAKE WHAT YOU NEED
The meme aisle.
New fan-made captions.
Choose a format. Save a meme.
12 fresh memes
Source scenes remain the property of their respective rights holders. Original captions and layouts are unofficial fan edits.
THE PINE ID DEPARTMENT / 24 TEMPLATES
Make it your PFP.
Pick a scene. Add your face. Save your PFP.
Your photo stays on your device.
Choose a photo to join the cleanup crew.
Pick your scene
24 layouts · swipe to browse02 / FRESH OUT OF THE MEME AISLE
Straight from
the pineverse.
The real frames. The original chaos.
Fan-made captions. Source credits below.
“The floor is clean. The lore is not.”
NOW SHOWING / 19 CLIPS · SHUFFLE ON
Solana got
messy.
The bottle has a screen time problem.
SOURCE CLIP
Woodland fall dance
A dancing animated girl moves from a living room into an autumn forest, joined by colorful characters and Pine-Sol bottles.
Press play to start with sound.
DOWNLOAD THIS CLIP ↗12 source clips + 7 fan edits. A fresh shuffled order every visit. Press play for sound; your mute and volume choices carry to the next clip. Next clip follows automatically while watching. Original on-video captions are preserved.
DEPARTMENT OF QUESTIONABLE FRESHNESS
Does your timeline
smell weird?
Consult our completely unqualified frog.
A random joke generator. No wallet connection, chain scan, or actual safety assessment.
UNLICENSEDVIBE INSPECTOR
“I have inspected nothing.
I have several concerns.”
THE PINE SOUNDBOARD / REAL REEL AUDIO
Click.
Regret. Repeat.
Little pieces of the videos you sent, now attached to very questionable buttons.
Tap any PINE NOISE button to play. Set volume to 0 to mute.
Short excerpts from your uploaded videos. One sound at a time. No extra enable step.
PINE ARCADE / ONE VERY DIRTY TRADER
Liquidate the grime.
Your portfolio is red. Your room doesn't have to be.
FRESHNESS ACHIEVED
ROOM: REKT → RESET.
The room is clean.
The trading decisions are still yours.
Optional soundtrack from your PINE videos. Tap Music to play.
The charts can wait. Tap the bottle to spill, then drag your mouse or finger to scrub.
Keyboard controls & real-life disclaimer
Tab to the bottle and press Enter to pour. Tab to the room, use arrow keys to move the sponge, and hold Space while moving to scrub. This is a cartoon: never pour cleaner on electronics. Follow the product label.
STAY WEIRD.
STAY PINE.
BACK TO THE TOP ↑THE NORTH POLE HAS LOST THE PLOT
SANTA GOT
PINE’D.
The frog is an elf now. The bottle is in charge.
Leave your most unserious wish. Expect absolutely nothing.
OUT OF OFFICE ↗
THE TREE HAS NO IDEA WHAT IT’S DOING
Dear PINE,
hear me out.
“I am literally a tree.
But I’m rooting for you.”
02 / THE DELUSION PILE
Receipts of delusion.
No notes yet. Even Santa left this group chat. You’re up.
A fictional PINE Christmas bit. No real prizes, giveaway, or wish fulfillment. Your notes live only in this browser.